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ONLY IN AMERICA


Guest Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:58 AM



Only in America...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back

of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front!

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Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a

diet coke!

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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to

the counters!

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Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!

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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight

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Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so

well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking

creatures'!

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Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering!


Guest Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 2:39 PM

do we have only two choices for President and 52 choices for Miss America!


Guest Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Yeah we have a lot of that stuff in happy England too.  Both countries can be very retarded


Guest Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Yeah. They're still better then most of the world though.


Guest Friday, March 2, 2007 at 8:56 AM

can't beat the poms and yanks for being retarded.


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