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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable?  Share it here.  We promise not to judge.  (Much.)


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gay joke

Saturday, April 27, 2013   (1 post)
whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator ? a refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!

Sticks and stones

Friday, October 26, 2012   (1 post)
While substitute teaching a 5th grade class, I told one of the worst behaving boys that he was rude, inconsiderate, and a distraction to those who wanted to ...

the cowboy

Tuesday, June 26, 2012   (2 posts)
why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

the cowboy

Wednesday, May 9, 2012   (1 post)
why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

yo momma

Friday, December 13, 2024   (11 posts)
yo momma is so stupid whenever she hears chris rock, she thinks its a new crack

solve this riddle.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018   (3 posts)
A cowboy rode into town on friday.Spent 3 days and left,on friday.HOW DID HE DO THAT?

blondes

Monday, January 12, 2009   (1 post)
what do you call a blonde in pigtails? Answer: A blojob with handles

QUICK ONE

Monday, November 3, 2008   (1 post)
What's the first thing a Women does to her asshole after sex?? She's drop's him off at work!!! smw

ketchup

Friday, October 24, 2008   (2 posts)
two tomatoes where walking, one of the tomatoes where run over by a car. then the other tomatoe said. come on ketchup lets keep moving.

Wrote and Read

Monday, October 29, 2007   (1 post)
Once a dumb Harry reads this on a wall "One who read this is a fool". He gets upset and thinks a very hard to take revenge. Then an idea strikes him. He erases ...

donkey and onion

Tuesday, October 23, 2007   (1 post)
what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye

Pinocchio

Thursday, October 18, 2007   (1 post)
Do you know when Pinocchio realized he was made out of wood? When he jerked off and caught on fire

Eat the Watermelons

Tuesday, October 2, 2007   (1 post)
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer ...

A Texan Farmer Travels

Tuesday, October 2, 2007   (1 post)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ...

A Blonde's First Horse Ride

Tuesday, October 2, 2007   (1 post)
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny ...

a panda walks into a bar in the wild west

Friday, September 7, 2007   (2 posts)
A panda walks into a bar in the wild west, takes a seat at a table, and orders a huge meal. When he finishes, he gets up, grabs a six-shooter from a cowboy at ...

Jewish Dog

Wednesday, March 9, 2022   (3 posts)
Q.  What happens when a Jewish dog bites you? A.  You get Rabbi's

Phone Books In China

Wednesday, February 28, 2024   (15 posts)
Q.  How come there are no phone books in china? A.  Because there are so many Wings and Wongs that you might Wing the Wong number.

How to drown a blonde....

Wednesday, July 15, 2020   (3 posts)
How do you drown a blonde?? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Jean Luc Xavier Stewart

Thursday, July 5, 2007   (1 post)
Jean Luc Picard, Charles xavier, and Patrick Stewart were having a conversation about daily life, arts, culture and science, when they decided to make a deal. ...

Suncrafter's Bad-Ass Quotient System

The latest from mind of Paul Kinsella... Suncrafter's Bad-Ass Quotient System How to measure the 'badassness' of anyone or anything! ...

Blind People

Saturday, July 9, 2011   (2 posts)
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their seeing-eye dog! (This is an original from about 30 years ago)

What a Night!?!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007   (1 post)
Lucky Drink A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on ...

Superman

Sunday, June 10, 2007   (3 posts)
Superman always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Wonderwoman. He saw her laying naked on a beach so he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet so why not?" so he ran down and banged her. A few seconds later Wonderwoman lo

 

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