Dead dog
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Friday, March 28, 2014 at 1:39 AM |
A small boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead dog by the tail. He walks up to a lady who works there and says "Give me the dirtiest, nastiest whore you have." The woman responds "Are you sure? You're bound to catch a disease!" The boy said, "I want the disease, because I'll give it to my babysitter, she'll give it to my dad, he'll give it to my mom, and then she'll give it to the mailman who ran over my f_cking dog."