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NOTHING LIKE PULLING TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON GOOD!
Added 7/15/2001
"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. ...
Added 7/15/2001
Who wrote "Head", the Monkees first and only movie?
Added 7/11/2001
15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
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Added 7/11/2001
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth
was void, without form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Satan said, "It doesn't get any ...
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Added 7/8/2001
Words wives uses on their husbands...
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to ...
Added 7/8/2001
What country has the most spoken languages?
Added 7/5/2001
Thursday July 5 1:43 PM ET
Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's
oven turned out to be a ...
Added 7/1/2001
Friday January 26 12:27 PM ET
Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank
DALLAS (Reuters) - A police dispatcher who tasted something funny when
she bit into a breakfast tortilla ...
Added 7/1/2001
Who said "What's all this fuss I hear about making Puerto Rico a steak?"
Added 6/29/2001
"But we're not homophobic... we are compassionate towards anyone who
wants to try and give up that kind of lifestyle."
- The Rev Dr. Glenn Davies, rector of St Luke's, Sydney, ...
Added 6/28/2001
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?" To which the ...
Added 6/24/2001
OB-GYN - Most Embarrassing Moment
This is a laugh for all those women out there (and the men who love
them) who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they ...
Added 6/24/2001
A revised version of the default Windows startup sound…
Added 6/24/2001
If Puerto Rico were ever to become the 51st state, the US flag would
need to be redesigned. On what date would the new flag become
effective?
Added 6/21/2001
Childrens Book Titles You'll Never See
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
The Protocols of the ...
Added 6/21/2001
Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for ...
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There was a blond bowling team and a brunette bowling team and they
rented a double decker bus to take them to the bowling alley. The blond
team sat in the upper level, and the ...
Added 6/17/2001
If Puerto Rico were ever to become the 51st state, the US flag would
need to be redesigned. How could 51 stars be arranged in a symmetrical
rectangular pattern for the new ...
Added 6/16/2001
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight
year-old again.
I want to go to ...
Added 6/14/2001
A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day,
enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman
walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...
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