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Added 8/23/2001
They're everywhere. This one, according to today's New Haven Register,
was observed in the Wallingford, CT post office:
A man walks into the Wallingford post office, says that ...
Added 8/23/2001
What writer was the first to draw attention to the Michael Milken
junk-bond scheme in Barron's magazine?
Added 8/23/2001
No cheating! No looking around; no using anything on or in your desk.
Can you beat 18? (The average.) Write down your answers and check them
after completing all the questions. ...
Added 8/20/2001
Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe. Larry was a truck ...
Added 8/20/2001
Mid-life is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.
Mid-life women no longer have upper ...
Added 8/17/2001
"My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had
no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt."
(If you got this joke, and found it ...
Added 8/10/2001
Added 8/9/2001
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked
to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told
him that they only sold whole ...
Added 8/9/2001
We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down
like this before.
75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
In 37% of Americans, the thirst ...
Added 8/5/2001
Queen Elizabeth's husband, Prince Philip, recently got into trouble for
telling a young boy he was too fat to be an astronaut. Here then are a
few other choice quotes from ...
Added 8/5/2001
Speaking of apes, there are only four species of "great apes",
what are they?
Added 8/3/2001
Added 7/29/2001
Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?"
Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma."
Patient: "How long was I in a coma?"
Nurse: "Ten years"
Patient: "Wow... ...
Added 7/29/2001
Who wrote the first version of the screenplay
for the 1968 film "Planet of the Apes"?
Added 7/26/2001
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into ...
Added 7/26/2001
Hello, my name is Carol and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f_cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a ...
Added 7/26/2001
1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm lying under the coffee table.
3. I will not roll my toys behind ...
Added 7/25/2001
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If ...
Added 7/25/2001
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had
brought about the need for an eleventh ...
Added 7/22/2001
A Mississippi woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Mississippi
arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck.
The Mississippi woodpecker said that they had a ...
Added 7/22/2001
1) What television show featured guest appearances by Elizabeth
Montgomery, Dick York, and Agnes Moorehead as well as by William
Shatner, James Doohan, and George Takei?
2) ...
Added 7/21/2001
ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing.
ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end
and a complete ...
Added 7/21/2001
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, ...
Added 7/19/2001
The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board:
What about this:
We know that women like two things, your time and your money,
therefore...
women ...
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