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At the movies

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An old farmer named George went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl asked "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ...

Cow Watch - 2002

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Condemned Cow Escapes Last Friday, a cow weighing in excess of one thousand pounds jumped an eight foot high fence and escaped from the Ken Myers Meats meat-packing plant in ...

Voices

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Who is the official voiceover announcer for the MSNBC cable television network?

Blonde in a Hailstorm

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A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw ...

Politically Correct Holiday Wishes (with warrantee)

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, ...

The Cruise

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, ...

If...

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If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...

Stadiums

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Where is the largest stadium in the world?

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS

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1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a ...

Opium

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What country is the world's largest producer of opium?

Michael Milken

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What writer was the first to draw attention to the Michael Milken junk-bond scheme in Barron's magazine?

Evil Math

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The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: What about this: We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore... women ...

Teamwork

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NOTHING LIKE PULLING TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON GOOD!
Teamwork

51st steak

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Who said "What's all this fuss I hear about making Puerto Rico a steak?"

Windows Start

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A revised version of the default Windows startup sound…

May I see your driver's license

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I ...

Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

McChicken

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Want some chicken McNuggets?

74 Minutes

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Why are CD's 74 minutes long?

Quote of the Day 2

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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Los Angeles Lakers

The Van Gogh's

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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh The brother who ate ...

Computer Upgrade

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computer upgrade

 

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