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Volcanoes

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How many active volcanoes are in the United States? (For the purposes of this question, count only volcanoes that are "historically active", i.e. volcanoes that have a written ...

Medical Misprints

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Here are some funny typos and grammatical errors from medical documents: * The patient is a 15-year-old male who struck a wall because he was angry with his left hand. * I ...

Abbott & Costello in the 21st Century

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ABBOTT: Fry's Electronics. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the ...

The True Definition of Globalization

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend ...

Community Service

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One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing community service." ...

Time

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower ...

Computer Problems

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum ...

Cleaning Problems

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DEAR TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGENT: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. ...

The Druggist

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A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" The lady say's "To kill my husband." ...

Tampax

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MessageContributed by: Deborah Twonames Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter. The man at the ...

Quiet

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home After we've been out drinking, ...

Before it starts...

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but ...

Virus Definitions

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THE GEORGE BUSH Virus... (Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.) THE AL GORE Virus... (Causes your ...

Don Featherstone

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Who is Don Featherstone?

Frisbee

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What was the Frisbee named after?

Presidential Quotes

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What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"

Brain Teasers

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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is ...

Voices

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Who is the official voiceover announcer for the MSNBC cable television network?

Ever wonder what Michael Jackson was doing on 9/11

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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe...  "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...

Good Exercise

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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now ...

Tarzan

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was very, very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "Tarzan not ...

Self Confidence

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Self Confidence

Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

Things I've Learned

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Things I've Learned as I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned ...

 

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