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Separated at Birth?

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Things I Learned in College

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by Curtis Wiggins Golf Ball + Tennis Racquet + Indoor Hallway = Awesome! No toilet paper, no paper towels... got coffee filters? You can make pizza with Bisquick and spaghetti. You ...

Interview: The Devil and the "27 Club"

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by Curtis Wiggins Another musician dies at age 27.  Another member of the so-called "27 Club".  Is it coincidence, or is something deeper going on here? Shortly after ...

10 things I hate about Star Trek

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By an anonymous Trekkie.  10. Noisy doors.  You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding ...

Special Day!

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Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.  Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend,just as I've done.  I don't care if you lick ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Advertising

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

Steely Dan

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What is the band Steely Dan named after?

Cats

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Where does the name "tabby" come from?

Computer Geek Trivia

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When engineer David Bradley said "I may have invented it, but Bill Gates made it famous", to what was he referring?

The Hypnotist

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It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As the hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most ...

Nice Comeback

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From a recent National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Marine Corps General Reinwald... Marine Cops General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting ...

Adam & Eve

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After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask ...

Taking the wife to the Rodeo

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times ...

710

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What ...

12 Rules for Life

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Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

17 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

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1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what ...

48 phrases we wish we could say at work

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1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for ...

Home Delivery

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A country doctor went to deliver a baby. The expectant mother's five year old son was with her, and the delivery was imminent. The house had no electricity, so the doctor ...

MacGregor the Fence Builder

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A Scottish old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, says to a young man, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by ...

New USMC motto in Afghanistan

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IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING * United States Marine Corps *

Stadiums

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Where is the largest stadium in the world?

 

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