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1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going ...
Added 12/9/2001
Dear Santa: Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid ...
Added 12/9/2001
What is the Third Secret of Fatima?
Added 12/6/2001
Here is some good news on proper dieting...
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and ...
Added 12/2/2001
Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look
down and noticed a suspicious ...
Added 12/2/2001
From what inspiration, did Berkely Breathed come up with the name "Opus" for
his penguin character in Bloom County?
Added 12/2/2001
News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S.
Special Forces.
In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with
Viagra ...
Added 11/29/2001
If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...
Added 11/29/2001
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.
OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I ...
Added 11/28/2001
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your orgasms are always real
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
...
Added 11/26/2001
'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team by Shawn D. Lewis / The Detroit News ( http://detnews.com/ ) Waterford - Pilots named Jack, beware. Minutes after a boarding ...
Added 11/25/2001
Mrs. Ashley telephoned the headquarters of the infantry near Great Oaks, her
ancestral home. "This is Mrs. Chauncey
Ashley the Third, and with Thanksgiving coming up, I thought ...
Added 11/25/2001
Where did German Chocolate Cake originate?
Added 11/19/2001
A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?" ...
Added 11/18/2001
Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in
love and decided they wanted to get married.
Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...
Added 11/18/2001
What was Alan Greenspan's profession before he became an economist?
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Question: What is a sonofabitch exactly?
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, "What is a
sonofabitch? " And we wax philosophic with metaphysical ...
Added 11/11/2001
Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor
spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt
I ought to share. I am ...
Added 11/11/2001
Where is the largest stadium in the world?
Added 11/9/2001
Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when
game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are
now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...
Added 11/6/2001
The CIA has a new tactic. It is following Jane Fonda - she has been dating the guy for six months.
Added 11/5/2001
When did "IN GOD WE TRUST" become the national motto of the United States?
Added 11/5/2001
"To those who are fighting and bombarding us, they should understand the
Afghan man is a fighter willing to die for jihad."
- Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar
"I want ...
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