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An old farmer named George went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl
asked "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ...
Added 2/21/2002
Condemned Cow Escapes
Last Friday, a cow weighing in excess of one thousand pounds jumped an eight
foot high fence and escaped from the Ken Myers Meats meat-packing plant in ...
Added 2/20/2002
In 2001 five times more money was spent on breast
implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
That means that in 30 years there will be people
walking around with huge ...
Added 2/19/2002
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who immediatley comes over to her. When he arrives, she seductively ...
Added 2/17/2002
Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned
about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...
Added 2/17/2002
Who is the official voiceover announcer for the MSNBC cable television
network?
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night
and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. ...
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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Redneck Yacht...
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"Proteins from cod sperm can also be used in chocolate and cosmetics"
- Guro Pedersen, research scientist for Maritex - a Norwegian biotech
company, speaking on the many ...
Added 2/14/2002
Thanks to an inside source, we've discovered the real story behind the Enron
documents...
Added 2/10/2002
In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat,
15 percent said their ass was too thin,
and the other five percent said they didn't care - they would have ...
Added 2/10/2002
A country doctor went to deliver a baby. The expectant mother's five year
old son was with her, and the delivery was imminent. The house had no
electricity, so the doctor ...
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"If he thinks I'm calling myself Mrs. Phooey he's got another think coming.
He's done daft things before but this takes the dog biscuit."
- Danielle Brett, upon learning that ...
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Why was nobody allowed to drive in Sweden for five hours on Sunday,
September 3rd, 1967?
Added 2/7/2002
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Sign over a gynecologist's office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a military ...
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What is the oldest US military base on foreign soil?
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way
to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him:
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...
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A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw ...
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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe... "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...
Added 1/27/2002
Candidate Gives Viagra, Calls for Nation to Rise
BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Promising to invigorate Colombians in the
struggle against war and corruption, a presidential ...
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By what names do we know the following companies today?
Tokyo Telecommunications Engineering Company
Marufuku Company Ltd.
Rosen Enterprises, Inc
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"There is a product in the ink which, if you ingest 400 notes become toxic.
So, besides being expensive, it is not recommendable to eat Euro notes."
- Eugenio Domingo, ...
Added 1/20/2002
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together ...
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