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A blonde is going on her first trip overseas. She drives all the way to
Miami to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government
official sees that she is visibly ...
Added 6/23/2002
M&M's recently announced that purple would become the newest M&M color,
narrowly defeating pink. (Aqua finished a distant third.) This is not the
first time the colors have ...
Added 6/17/2002
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, ...
Added 6/17/2002
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around ...
Added 6/17/2002
Tinker AFB is looking for a few good forklift drivers...
Added 6/17/2002
How did James Doohan, Scotty from TV's original Star Trek, lose the
middle finger on his right hand?
Added 6/10/2002
From where does the "Margherita Pizza" get it's name?
Added 5/24/2002
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked, "If big dogs ...
Added 5/24/2002
What is Bob Newhart's real name?
Added 5/24/2002
Take a look at this image...
Added 5/20/2002
SICKDAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are
able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations are ...
Added 5/19/2002
This summer the United Kingdom celebrates the Golden Jubilee, marking the
50th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's accession to the throne. What is the
origin of the word ...
Added 5/15/2002
CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
SIGN-UP BY June 1st
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A ...
Added 5/13/2002
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He ...
Added 5/13/2002
There was once an actor who co-starred on one of the most popular comedies
ever on US television. Shortly after he left that show he landed a new gig
starring in his own show. ...
Added 5/9/2002
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you
happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it
all over the doorknobs. ...
Added 5/5/2002
Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a
well known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter
and provide a definition for the new ...
Added 5/5/2002
In 1945, after the end of World War II, Germany was divided into four zones
of occupation, controlled by Great Britain, the United States, France, and
the Soviet Union. In what ...
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
...
Added 4/30/2002
As a TEXAN I thought I would share a few of the things I have learned in my 30 years of living in this Heaven on Earth located South of the Red River and North of the Rio Grande. I ...
Added 4/29/2002
A study in London showed that the kind of "male face" a
woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a
woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ...
Added 4/29/2002
Number10:
"Scattered @#$% ing showers, my ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC
Number 9:
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagorus, 126 BC
Number 8:
"You want WHAT ...
Added 4/28/2002
Everyone say it with me:
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
DON'T forward an email.
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, ...
Added 4/28/2002
What country executed the most people last year (2001)?
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