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Added 8/16/2002
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN THE ...
Added 8/16/2002
Two women go out one Friday night, without their husbands.
As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a ...
Added 8/15/2002
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in
the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said ...
Added 8/13/2002
GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a hand ...
Added 8/12/2002
The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked
to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of
the winning entries:
...
Added 8/12/2002
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
...
Added 8/12/2002
What TV game show was hosted by Vicki Lawrence?
Added 8/9/2002
Secrets for a man to lead a happy life:
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money
3. It is ...
Added 8/6/2002
What Gender Is It?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears ...
Added 8/4/2002
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the
windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
travelling at maximum velocity. ...
Added 8/4/2002
Who sang the #1 hit "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"?
Added 7/31/2002
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is a ...
Added 7/29/2002
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you ...
Added 7/29/2002
The Twilight Zone episode "Living Doll" starred Telly Savalas as a father
who was having trouble getting along with his daughter's new talking doll.
Who provided the voice of ...
Added 7/28/2002
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in
the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress, and began to take off her ...
Added 7/15/2002
THE GEOGRAPHIC ANATOMY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman ...
Added 7/15/2002
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world, ...
Added 7/14/2002
How did the month of July get its name?
Added 7/11/2002
Here are some new taglines collected from various dark corners of the
Internet...
Mary Shafer of NASA Ames has said, "Insisting on perfect safety is for
people who don't ...
Added 7/8/2002
In the wake of Enron, MCI/Worldcom, and their venerable accounting firm of
Arthur Andersen, we have new definitions for some common financial terms...
EBIT
old: Earnings ...
Added 7/8/2002
In a related question, what is the origin of the term "Bingo"?
Added 7/1/2002
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are ...
Added 7/1/2002
Where and when did the lottery begin as a way to generate revenue for the government?
Added 6/27/2002
There was a midget (little person) down in Texas whose testicles ached
almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him what the
problem was.
The doctor told ...
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