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Send us money for beer please

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This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes. It's a ...

Push

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of ...

English in Europe

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What percentage of people in Europe (European Union countries) speak English as a second language?

Joke type thing

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All stessed out? Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes. Maybe a pastoral field, a field with a babbling brook. You're there on a lovely summer's day......holding ...

Late for the exam

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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ...

A Redneck Christmas

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Angels we have heard on high...

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In the spirit of the season, here's a Christmas angel for all the ladies out there...
angel

Man with a very big cock

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man with a very big cock

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

Danger Ball

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Several years ago my wife and I lived in a small town where there wasn't a lot to do on a Saturday night. A good friend or ours would come over to the house, and we would all ...

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
okla_homa

Interesting statistic from a DC Analyst in Training

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If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22  months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that  gives a ...

Boyfriend

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While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, ...

Before it starts...

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but ...

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

Fatima

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What is the Third Secret of Fatima?

The Mysteries of Life

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The Mysteries of Life 1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 3. Why can't women put ...

Who ya gonna call

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Who played the fourth ghostbuster in the movie "Ghostbusters"?

Priorities (Superbowl)

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A guy named Bill receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bill arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the ...

Windows NT wallpaper

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NT fire

Computer related quotes

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Anderson, Jeremy S. If you put a billion monkeys in ...

Oxymorons

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Oxymorons "Thank God I'm an Atheist" "This page intentionally left blank" A little big A new classic Academic sorority Act naturally Advanced BASIC Aerobic ...

How to be mean to kids...

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how to be mean to kids

Spring Lock Coupling Disconnect Tool

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by Curtis Wiggins There used to be a time when working on a car was simple. At least a little simpler than rocket science or brain surgery. I can remember when I could open the ...

 

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