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Changing of the Guard

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Why do the Queen's Guards wear those big fuzzy black hats? 

Naughty Parrots

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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest ...

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

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Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Human Resources

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FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place ...

Little Johnny (fascinate)

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." ...

Camping

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Two guys named Bob and Dave went camping in the mountains and after spending four days together, were getting a little testy. One morning, Dave says, "You know, we're starting ...

Little Johnny (4)

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A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains ...

Bald Eagle

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A man is caught, by a forest ranger, sitting at a makeshift campfire, and to the ranger's horror, eating a bald eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day ...

I Have Seen It All Now

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by Curtis Wiggins I can die now. I have seen everything. There is nothing left that could possibly top what I have seen. Oh, I thought I had seen it all. I have seen a man walk ...

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

Drake the Bouncer-Kitty

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Drake, our white, stub-tailed kitty, (aka Anger-Management-Kitty) apparently will abide no fightin in his establishment.  He was lounging by the pool this morning while the ...

Terms and Conditions

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Who reads what, and why

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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The Washington Post is read ...

Golf on Christmas

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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go ...

Movies

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What do the following three movies have in common? "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" (1978) "Armageddon" (1998) "Rugrats Go Wild!" (2003)

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Trucker

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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ...

Divine Interventions

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I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an exception... (Be ...

Reindeer

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...

Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank

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Friday January 26 12:27 PM ET Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank DALLAS (Reuters) - A police dispatcher who tasted something funny when she bit into a breakfast tortilla ...

Bomb Technician

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bomb technician

Calling in Sick

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Calling in Sick Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion I had a ...

Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women

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Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

 

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