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Golf 2

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WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF 1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O.J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY YOU ASK? 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O.J. IS A SLICER 3. TED ...

Taco Bell

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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, " Whoever can say liver and ...

WD-40

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What does the "WD" in WD-40 stand for?

Blind Man

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After ...

OK

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In what city did the word "ok" originate?

Jazz

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Who invented jazz? (i.e., who is generally regarded as the first jazz musician?)

Oil Imports

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Six nations supply over 75% of the crude oil imported into the US. Of these top six, Saudi Arabia is the top importer, while Iraq and Nigeria are usually at the bottom of the ...

Opium

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What country is the world's largest producer of opium?

Stock Tip

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Yesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they think will take the market by storm. This drug ...

Caught!

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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

UN

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What are the "principal organs" of the United Nations?

Lawyer Jokes

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The post office just recalled their newest stamps: they had pictures of lawyers on them...and the people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a ...

The route

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as ...

Interview

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The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a ...

Damn kid

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her ...

Green side up

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A woman wants the inside of her house painted, so she calls a contractor In to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now ...

Titanic

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The Titanic, on her maiden voyage, just set sail from the shores of England. It was the most magnificent ship ever built, and everybody is very excited. No expense has been ...

Jet Fuel

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A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged over and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the ...

Little Johnny (1)

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have ...

The boy, the old man, and the donkey

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The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man ...

Teenage Sex

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The mother of a 17-year-old  girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she ...

Geography 2

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What do Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan have in common?

Quick Ones 3

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A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T"'. For ...

Boot Camp

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LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats ...

 

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