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Exams

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Just be glad you don't go to school here...
Exams

Things I Learned in College

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by Curtis Wiggins Golf Ball + Tennis Racquet + Indoor Hallway = Awesome! No toilet paper, no paper towels... got coffee filters? You can make pizza with Bisquick and spaghetti. You ...

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

The Doctor's Office

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Terms and Conditions

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Important information you should know about how we operate.  Read this before posting anything on this site.  (Posting constitutes agreement to these terms and conditions.)

Golf on Christmas

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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go ...

Taking the wife to the Rodeo

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times ...

OK

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In what city did the word "ok" originate?

Bob Newhart

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What is Bob Newhart's real name?

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

George W. Bush Quotes

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George W. Bush quotes: "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." "It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term." "I think we ...

A little bush

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a little bush

Holmes and Watson

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and ...

20 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word 'pants'

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1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.  2. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants...

Corporate America

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You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a ...

For the Golf fans out there.

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Jesus joined a threesome on the first hole. The drive had to be hit over two small lakes to reach a green surrounded by sandtraps. Jesus said "OK, I'll do this one. If Palmer ...

10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

25 Signs You've Grown Up

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1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a single one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer or wine in the fridge. ...

Quote of the Week

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"[Some parents] want their Ambers and their Alexanders to grow up in a cozy womb of non-competition, where everybody shares tofu, and Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad ...

French Horns

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They say Frenchmen are horny…

Separated at Birth?

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In case you were wondering...

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... Yes, all of our animals have jobs, and compound nicknames.  Phineas, the big dog, is known as Security-Dog.  He was born a security dog.  He takes great pride in ...

 

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