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George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

Flat Tire

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This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him to offer help. The man says he's doing OK and doesn't ...

IT Phases

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Phases of Life for an IT Professional  Phase 1: As a Junior Programmer you're in awe of how smart your superiors and colleagues are.  Phase 2: As a Mid-level Programmer you ...

Little Johnny (1)

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have ...

Ass Orgy License Plate

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This is not a vanity plate, just an unfortunate combination of letters and numbers...
Ass Orgy

Alabama Traffic Stop

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets  pulled over by a sheriff's deputy in Opp , Alabama . He thinks that he is smarter than  the deputy because he is a lawyer from New ...

EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH

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Mike never dreamed that slowly cruising on his Harley Davidson Fat-Boy motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did Mike suspect. Mike ...

Coat Hangers

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Who invented the coat hanger?

WD-40

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What does the "WD" in WD-40 stand for?

Lockheed F-35 JSF

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Who says aeronatuical engineers don't have a sense of humor. Page 46 of Lockheed Martin's F-35 computer middleware presentation * Theory is when you know everything and ...

Lewinsky Kaczynski Contest

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This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners: ...

Priceless

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Priceless

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

We'll go forward

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from the Miami Herald September 12, 2001 by Leonard Pitts We'll go forward from this moment It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that ...

Bill of Rights

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Bill of Rights restated State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Georgia wrote the following: We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get ...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

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HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) ...

Embarrassing Moments 2

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Oh balls... I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was ...

Caught!

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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

100 Years Ago

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It may be hard to believe how times have changed in the last 100 years. "100 Years Ago" The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven. Only 14 ...

10 Questions Not To Ask During A Job Interview

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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What's your company's policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company's ...

Democrats' Golf Rules

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1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable score. 2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans are not allowed to keep score at ...

Studying Psychology

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, ...

Turkey's revenge

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turkey's revenge

 

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