Popular
Page:
PREV 1 --2-- 3 NEXT
Viewed 7 times
20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the ...
Viewed 7 times
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a
small town. He's going through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, when
a blonde woman in the 4th ...
Viewed 7 times
A fellow who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day while his wife was gone. He drove the cat 20 blocks from his home and left him in a nice park. As he ...
Viewed 6 times
Meet Pinky...
Viewed 6 times
When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...
Viewed 6 times
Monday is Memorial Day, the day we honor the men and women who gave their lives in service to their country. This holiday began as a remembrance of the soldiers lost in the Civil ...
Viewed 6 times
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...
Viewed 6 times
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...
Viewed 6 times
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where ...
Viewed 6 times
The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...
Viewed 6 times
Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge
Viewed 6 times
Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...
Viewed 6 times
Imagine a Victorian-era British major-general. He is a military man, an explorer, a scholar, a scientist, an artist, et cetera. He's the type of guy that straps on a pith helmet to go stomping around Africa ...
Viewed 6 times
What is the band Steely Dan named after?
Viewed 6 times
How did Chubby Checker get his name?
Viewed 6 times
What is the "uncanny valley"?
Viewed 6 times
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go ...
Viewed 6 times
Who said "A sewer worker is like a brain surgeon. We're both specialists."
Viewed 6 times
The World Health Organization (WHO) has just issued an urgent warning about
BARS (Beer Alcohol Requirement Syndrome). A newly identified problem has
spread rapidly throughout ...
Viewed 6 times
I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Viewed 6 times
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the ...
Viewed 6 times
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what ...
Viewed 6 times
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. ...
Viewed 6 times
1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for ...
Page:
PREV 1 --2-- 3 NEXT
