Computers
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Six reasons computers must be female..
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4. ...
Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program
shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and
12-paragraph disclaimer notice ...
COMPUTER, POWER STRIP I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not ...
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." ...
THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
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Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged).
The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article:
1. Compaq is considering changing the ...
THE CREATION BY COMPUTER
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said,
c:@ESCAPED-CLOSING-ANGLE-BRACKET@Let there be light]
Enter user id.
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Watch out for these new viruses. Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass ...
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...
(Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus...
(Causes your ...
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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Abort, Retry, Ignore?
by: Anonymous Works
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
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Windows ‘98 source code. /* TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code Project: Chicago™ Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include ...
Redmond, WA (UPI) -
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter
of 1901.
A revised version of the default Windows startup sound…
HAVE YOU RUN ACROSS THIS PERSON??
This is the actual telephone dialog of a former
WordPerfect Customer Support employee:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" ...
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