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Added 11/21/2002
Divorcing After 45 Years An elderly man in Phoenix
calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing; ...
Added 11/19/2002
SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND ...
Added 11/17/2002
You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to ...
Added 11/17/2002
Why was a tavern in Cokesburg, Pennsylvania chosen as the setting for the
last episode of Quantum Leap?
Added 11/12/2002
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good ...
Added 11/11/2002
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop ...
Added 11/11/2002
What is the best selling candy bar in Russia?
Added 11/7/2002
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
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Added 11/3/2002
This happened in a little town in Mexico, and even though it sounds like an
Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark ...
Added 11/3/2002
Who holds the record for falling from the greatest height without a
parachute, and surviving?
Added 11/1/2002
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of ...
Added 10/31/2002
You know when you are "all growed up" when... 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You ...
Added 10/25/2002
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
...
Added 10/25/2002
What were the original names of the baseball teams known
today as the San Francisco Giants and the Anaheim Angels?
Added 10/24/2002
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This ...
Added 10/21/2002
These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a
little proof-reading would provide...
National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the ...
Added 10/21/2002
On what continent did the camel originate?
(Since there are only seven continents, your first answer will be final.)
Added 10/13/2002
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not
have e-mail addresses.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. ...
Added 10/13/2002
What is a Racketeer Nickel?
Added 10/11/2002
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has ...
Added 10/9/2002
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and ...
Added 10/9/2002
HOW DID WE SURVIVE?
Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we
have.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding ...
Added 10/8/2002
(note to M. - the timing is completely coincidental - ed.)
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get
married and wish you were dead.
At a ...
Added 10/6/2002
Before author J.K. Rowling began using the word "muggle" to refer to
mortals, what did the word "muggle" mean?
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