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An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be
a hard decision to make, as they ...
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home ...
Thursday July 26 7:51 AM ET
Experimental Pigs Turned Into Sausages
LONDON (Reuters) - Three genetically modified pigs were turned into sausages after being stolen from a ...
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the
husband turned to his voluptuous young ...
WOW.....if Disney only knew!
CINDERELLA
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna ...
Redneck birth control
After having their 11th child, a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his ...
Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair ...
You'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate.
That's not smoke, that's steam.
Of course it's sterile.
Well, we're the next best thing to a bank.
That should be ...
A man heard about this famous prostitute in town.
So he went to town to find this famous prostitute.
After he found the famous prostitute, he asked, " How much for
a hand ...
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? ...
Fantasy Island
A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm. Six
people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by using a raft to
float to a deserted island.
After spending several ...
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and ...
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. ...
Father O'Reily woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf. So... he told the Associate ...
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife
Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are ...
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,
over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
occurs when cells are instructed by the little ...
WOMEN:
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that
knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to
make a point.
Women ...
subject: WARNING
DO TAKE TIME TO READ THIS....IT IS WORTH IT......
Watch out for Badtimes.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immed. Do not open it. ...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks
if she has any ...
The New Pope Ratzinger was not the first choice for Pope. As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals first choice. Interestingly, they were considering Cardinal Hans ...
It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the
teacher walked into the classroom, she notices something written on
the blackboard: "T T T 1 A"
She looks ...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she ...
Every Saturday morning Fred goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes
his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes... all day long.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up ...
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