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Added 1/13/2003
This week's question is inspired by a series of physics questions currently
appearing on city buses in Amherst, Massachusetts...
Say you are out fishing, in a boat on a lake, ...
Added 1/6/2003
Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are:
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct ...
Added 1/6/2003
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, I get a little each month, but not ...
Added 1/6/2003
Why do the Pittsburgh Steelers have their logo on only one side of their
helmets?
Added 12/30/2002
Two men are hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the
ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing. The second man pulls out his
cell phone and dials 911. He ...
Added 12/29/2002
What was the Orteig Prize?
Added 12/20/2002
I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Added 12/16/2002
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
There is always a way.
The easy way is always mined.
...
Added 12/16/2002
What are the titles of the two autobiographies written by Leonard Nimoy?
Added 12/12/2002
A man and woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable unfaithfulness when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it ...
Added 12/12/2002
It was late night, and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year-old daughter, Kate Lyn. When Heidi started to go into labor she called 911. Due to ...
Added 12/8/2002
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but ...
Added 12/8/2002
How did modem company U.S. Robotics get its name?
Added 12/5/2002
( We take you now to the Oval Office... )
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: ...
Added 12/3/2002
Twas the night of Thanksgiving.
Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - ...
Added 12/2/2002
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table, and
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?", he
squeaks.
Papa Bear ...
Added 12/2/2002
How long, exactly, is a second?
(Or, put another way, what is the exact definition of a second?)
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Added 11/26/2002
Dr. Seuss on Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell ...
Added 11/26/2002
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...
(Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus...
(Causes your ...
Added 11/25/2002
What a difference 30 years makes:
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
...
Added 11/24/2002
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the ...
Added 11/24/2002
What are the titles of these three paintings?
Added 11/22/2002
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is
when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you
think in ...
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