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Added 4/17/2003
Pat and Mick are driving through the Northern Territory in Australia when
they are pulled over by the Police. The Police Officer walks over to the
car and taps on the window ...
Added 4/13/2003
Every Saturday morning Fred goes fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes
his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes... all day long.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up ...
Added 4/13/2003
A little old man shuffled slowly...
into an ice cream parlor.
He pulled himself slowly...
painfully...
up onto a stool...
After catching his breath...
he ordered a ...
Added 4/13/2003
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war (so, what's new in this
regard?).
During one battle, the French captured an English Major. Taking the Major to
their ...
Added 4/13/2003
What is the meaning of the phrase "belle laide"?
Added 4/7/2003
If only it were this easy...
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down
and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would ...
Added 4/6/2003
Who placed the world's first cell phone call, and to whom?
Added 4/1/2003
April 1st
1778 Oliver Pollock, creates the dollar sign.
1863 The first wartime conscription law goes into effect in the United States.
1865 At the Battle of Five Forks, ...
Added 4/1/2003
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
...
Added 3/30/2003
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He ...
Added 3/30/2003
Aside from Nova Scotia, where did Scotland establish a colony in the New World?
Added 3/28/2003
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
with us or ...
Added 3/26/2003
You know the world is changing when...
The best rapper is a white guy,
The best golfer is a black guy,
France is accusing the US of arrogance, and
Germany doesn't want ...
Added 3/23/2003
Alright, one more round of French-bashing (Francobashing?), then we
will move on to something else. -ed.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without ...
Added 3/23/2003
Why do the Queen's Guards wear those big fuzzy black hats?
Added 3/20/2003
A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner.
As he is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed
and takes one. As they talk, he can't ...
Added 3/15/2003
On a train there was George Bush, Bill Clinton, Janet Reno and Jennifer
Lopez. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark
tunnel and the unmistakable ...
Added 3/15/2003
Who wrote "Convoy", the truck-driving hit from the 1970's?
(hint: the answer is not C.W. McCall)
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Added 3/9/2003
A young man from Tampa dies, and, unfortunately, goes to Hell. As usual,
he's assigned to work in the sulfur pits. Lucifer comes by on a tour one
day, and he sees the boy ...
Added 3/9/2003
How many individuals have been executed by the US federal government since
the federal death penalty was reinstated in 1988 (and subsequently expanded
in 1994)?
Added 3/2/2003
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...
Added 3/2/2003
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
...
Added 3/2/2003
What country is the world's largest exporter of pork?
(Since there are a limited number of pork producing countries, your first
answer will be final.)
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