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A baby seal walks into a club....
Added 7/25/2003
We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico ...
Added 7/24/2003
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, ...
Added 7/22/2003
You may remember Avogadro's Number from high school chemistry.
(Don't worry, that's not the question.) What was Amedeo Avogadro's
profession before he turned to science?
Added 7/19/2003
An American tourist in London found himself needing to
take a leak something terrible. After a long search he
just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself.
So he ...
Added 7/18/2003
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at ...
Added 7/15/2003
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist
for some arsenic.
The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?"
The lady say's "To kill my husband."
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Added 7/13/2003
From a recent National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Marine Corps
General Reinwald...
Marine Cops General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting ...
Added 7/13/2003
Clint Howard has worked together on a number of projects with his brother
Ron Howard, which was the first?
Added 7/8/2003
Try this soon, before Google fixes its site:
1) Go to Google.com;
2) type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction"
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, ...
Added 7/8/2003
The 27th Amendment to the US Constitution, was fully ratified in 1992.
How long did it take to ratify?
Added 7/1/2003
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask ...
Added 6/29/2003
The World Health Organization (WHO) has just issued an urgent warning about
BARS (Beer Alcohol Requirement Syndrome). A newly identified problem has
spread rapidly throughout ...
Added 6/29/2003
What is the origin of the word "robot"?
Added 6/25/2003
Dear Abby... A couple of women moved in across the
hall from me. One is a middle aged gym teacher and
the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These
two women go ...
Added 6/25/2003
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding
bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
mated 50 times ...
Added 6/24/2003
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the
two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a
limerick. Here are the three winners: ...
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Three women had a very late night out drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day at the water cooler and compared notes ...
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What company is the largest retailer of wine in the US?
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"He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp."
"Predicting is difficult, especially when it involves the future."
"That thing was jumping up and down like a sieve."
"We will ...
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MessageContributed by: Deborah Twonames
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the ...
Added 6/18/2003
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
"I froze to death," said the first woman.
"You froze to death, how horrible!" ...
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What ...
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