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Added 7/8/2003
The 27th Amendment to the US Constitution, was fully ratified in 1992.
How long did it take to ratify?
Added 7/1/2003
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask ...
Added 6/29/2003
The World Health Organization (WHO) has just issued an urgent warning about
BARS (Beer Alcohol Requirement Syndrome). A newly identified problem has
spread rapidly throughout ...
Added 6/29/2003
What is the origin of the word "robot"?
Added 6/25/2003
Dear Abby... A couple of women moved in across the
hall from me. One is a middle aged gym teacher and
the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These
two women go ...
Added 6/25/2003
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding
bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
mated 50 times ...
Added 6/24/2003
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the
two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a
limerick. Here are the three winners: ...
Added 6/22/2003
Three women had a very late night out drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day at the water cooler and compared notes ...
Added 6/22/2003
What company is the largest retailer of wine in the US?
Added 6/20/2003
"He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp."
"Predicting is difficult, especially when it involves the future."
"That thing was jumping up and down like a sieve."
"We will ...
Added 6/19/2003
MessageContributed by: Deborah Twonames
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the ...
Added 6/18/2003
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
"I froze to death," said the first woman.
"You froze to death, how horrible!" ...
Added 6/15/2003
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What ...
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What is the word for when you mishear the lyrics to a song, and even
though it doesn't quite make sense, you still sing it that way anyway?
(Yes, there's really a word for ...
Added 6/9/2003
Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a ...
Added 6/9/2003
Okay, this is a little "out there", so bear with me... According to
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the founder of Transcendental Meditation, what
state "is known to be the most ...
Added 6/5/2003
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later
discovered to be a public school teacher, was
arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a compass, a ...
Added 6/4/2003
Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon
after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she
remarries and over the following ...
Added 6/3/2003
In a trial, in a small SC town, a prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand.
She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth
and ...
Added 6/1/2003
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? ...
Added 6/1/2003
Why has the crew of every Soyuz spacecraft been equipped
with a sawed-off shotgun?
Added 5/30/2003
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social ...
Added 5/28/2003
A Dutchman, an Australian, and a New Zealander are in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest
them. The mere possession of alcohol ...
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