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Added 8/20/2003
I knew it, I knew it. They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
Added 8/20/2003
What was the first building to feature modern air
conditioning solely for the comfort of the employees?
(Rather than to improve a manufacturing process,
or provide extended ...
Added 8/19/2003
There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian
church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was
overrun with pesky squirrels.
...
Added 8/17/2003
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I ...
Added 8/11/2003
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to ...
Added 8/10/2003
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The ...
Added 8/10/2003
You may not know her name, but you would probably recognize her voice - who
was Jane Barbe?
Added 8/9/2003
The day after losing his wife in a diving accident,
a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska
State Troopers.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. ...
Added 8/6/2003
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in ...
Added 8/3/2003
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in
Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade ages. They were
collected over a period of ...
Added 8/3/2003
What is ACHOO Syndrome?
Added 7/28/2003
DEAR TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGENT:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my
Mom told me it was the best. ...
Added 7/27/2003
Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program
shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and
12-paragraph disclaimer notice ...
Added 7/27/2003
Where is the lowest point on the surface of the earth
(that is not underwater)?
Added 7/25/2003
A baby seal walks into a club....
Added 7/25/2003
We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico ...
Added 7/24/2003
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, ...
Added 7/22/2003
You may remember Avogadro's Number from high school chemistry.
(Don't worry, that's not the question.) What was Amedeo Avogadro's
profession before he turned to science?
Added 7/19/2003
An American tourist in London found himself needing to
take a leak something terrible. After a long search he
just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself.
So he ...
Added 7/18/2003
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at ...
Added 7/15/2003
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist
for some arsenic.
The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with
arsenic?"
The lady say's "To kill my husband."
...
Added 7/13/2003
From a recent National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Marine Corps
General Reinwald...
Marine Cops General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting ...
Added 7/13/2003
Clint Howard has worked together on a number of projects with his brother
Ron Howard, which was the first?
Added 7/8/2003
Try this soon, before Google fixes its site:
1) Go to Google.com;
2) type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction"
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, ...
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