News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
"This just further proves that there is a fine line between stupid and clever."
- Rob Reiner, commenting on the fact the his movie "This is Spinal Tap" was ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
"Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time. Created a near-riot!"
- President George W. Bush, on having his dog Barney in the room with about 60 ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
A U.S. Senate employee recently got himself in trouble for makeing a copy of a porno movie in the Senate's recording studio, according to Reuters. He ...
Tuesday, December 17, 2002 (1 post)
The Bulgarian village of Selishten Dol has inadvertantly discovered a new deterrant to crime. According to Reuters, burgularies, which previously were a ...
Tuesday, December 17, 2002 (1 post)
Reuters reports today that Chinese auto manufacturer Geely is introducing a new model, called the Beauty Leopard, which includes a karaoke machine as standard ...
From wilwheaton.net
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Monday, December 16, 2002 (1 post)
You can sleep a little easier tonight - it seems that the risk of the Earth being destroyed by an exploding star are much smaller than previously thought. ...
Monday, December 16, 2002 (1 post)
"I have no moral problem with this issue. I don't encourage people to cheat, I just give them a nicer place to do it."
- said Zvi Slor, owner of ...
Monday, December 16, 2002 (1 post)
"Madonna sells more albums when she is blonde. She certainly does change a lot. She has very hard-working hair."
- Joanna Pitman, author of the new book ...
Friday, December 13, 2002 (1 post)
...why Trent Lott got himself into so much trouble for endorsing the 1948 presidential campaign of Strom Thurmond, perhaps this quote will shed some light on ...
Friday, December 13, 2002 (1 post)
Angelo Gallina, on one day, won both the California SuperLotto Plus ($17 million) and the California Fantasy 5 ($126,000). The odds of doing this? 1 ...
Friday, December 13, 2002 (1 post)
"Generally, we find it wiser to use sexless reindeer."
- Hein Conradie, spokesperson for the company that made anatomically correct reindeer for a display ...
Thursday, December 12, 2002 (1 post)
"We're serving peanut cake for the peanut boy."
- Jean-Francois Morille, chief chef of the Grand Hotel in Oslo, commenting on the menu for a banquet ...
... after his dog was hit and killed by a speeding driver.
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Wednesday, December 11, 2002 (1 post)
"Their attention to detail is a little frightening."
- William Shatner, commenting on Star Trek fans.
Monday, December 9, 2002 (1 post)
"I'm going to Disney World."
- Larry Lindsey, recently fired economic advisor to President Bush, when asked what he was doing next.
Thursday, December 5, 2002 (1 post)
"Walt Disney was a very creative man and a visionary. He loved creating family-oriented entertainment and so do I. I feel that was a gift and I have that gift ...
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
Okay, so I was reading this article about a sonic refrigerater... Really, it cools things using sound, but that's not the weird part.
It requires ...
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
"It's hard to meditate on amphetamines"
- Joe Walsh
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe."
- Richard ...
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
According to Reuters, theives stole all of the decorations from a Christmas tree in Oslo's train station. The ornaments were hand-made by Magne ...
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
"[The] Minister's next vehicle will be less expensive and Italian"
- statement issued by Italy's Finance Minister Giulio Tremonti, responding to ...
Wednesday, December 4, 2002 (1 post)
Ernesto Valdez, recently convicted of theft, went to the Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania courthouse to enroll in the "Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition" ...
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