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Brilliant Bankrobber
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the
branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." on
the back of a ...
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the
body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were
sent for. Daryl went in ...
Bubba Gets Triplets
Well, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some
time, and now the time had come. So, he brought
her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the ...
A first grade teacher in Oakland explains to her class that
she is a Raider fan. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Raider fans.
Everyone in the ...
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think we've ever heard the concept ...
If IBM made toasters...
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six ...
A cattle rancher needs a bull to service his
cows but needs to borrow the breeding fee
from the bank.
The banker lends him the money and comes
by a week later to see how ...
BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
1. Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
2. Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
3. The ...
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, ...
Finish Your Beer ~ There Are Sober People In China!
Cat ~ The Other White Meat!
Jesus Loves You ~ Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole!
Some People Are Alive Because ...
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
* We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a ...
BUMPER STICKERS SIGHTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
The gene pool could use a little clorine.
I love cats…they taste like chicken
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an ...
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy ...
Before the election, Bush was asked by Oprah Winfrey if he worried about what other people think of him. He replied...
"I care what 51 percent of the people think of me."
From "American Demographics" magazine:
Here's a look at how shrewd American business people translate their slogans into foreign languages:
When Braniff translated a slogan ...
INSULTS
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* Do they ever shut up on your planet?
* Earth is full. Go home.
* And which dwarf are you?
* If I throw a stick, will you leave?
* Whatever kind ...
A woman's husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. ...
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing round the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a ...
A man and his wife were driving through country on his
way from New York to California.
Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the
next gasoline station and fill ...
A blonde was hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and
hurried to a nearby coffee ...
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night
crawlers. He be about reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in
his mout. He knowed dat dem ...
A California fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in ...
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. ...
Calling in Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how
legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one
occasion I had a ...
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