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Some things you just can't explain

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Some things you just can't explain A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this ...

30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know

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30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say ...

48 phrases we wish we could say at work

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1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for ...

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man

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30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix ...

Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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Rejected Motel 6 Slogans 16. We're working on that smell thing, too. 15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 14. As seen on "COPS" 13. If We'd ...

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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money ...

KIDS VIEWS ON LOVE (PART 2)

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have ...

PRESIDENT CLINTON AND THE POPE

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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the ...

10 Questions Not To Ask During A Job Interview

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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What's your company's policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company's ...

Bathroom Graffiti

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BATHROOM GRAFFITI: "To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group." "The poor folks in Arkansas won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this year, they sent their turkey to ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Why They Teach Math in School

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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck. The guy had to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting the woman. This ...

Studying Psychology

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, ...

Solar Powered Flashlight

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From the improbable products department...
solar powered flashlight

The New Millennium

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The question recently came up about the start of the new millennium. I wasn't going to get into it, but someone asked. In short, the official answer is, it starts in 2001. However, ...

Priceless

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Priceless

Classified Ads

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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE BITCH. - FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY ...

THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES

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THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl ...

Interview: The Devil and the "27 Club"

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by Curtis Wiggins Another musician dies at age 27.  Another member of the so-called "27 Club".  Is it coincidence, or is something deeper going on here? Shortly after ...

Happy Holidays Everyone... That's Right, I Said HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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(I'll keep this one short and light, I promise.  And there's a joke at the end.)  I don't know, maybe I'm crazy but... When someone says to me "Happy ...

You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

God vs. Satan

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was void, without form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, "It doesn't get any ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

38 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

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38 Reason's Why It's Great To Be A Woman 1.Free drinks. 2.Free dinners. 3.Free movies (you get the point). 4.You can hug your friend without wondering if she ...

 

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