Golf 5
A man asks his wife the following questions after a long discussion
about her life if he were to die before her.
Husband: "Honey, if I were to die before you, would you remarry?"
Wife: "Well Dear, after a long time I might get lonely, so I think I
would."
"Honey, would you let him sleep in our house?"
"Well Dear, I love this house and I know you want me to be happy,
so I think I would."
"Honey, would you let him drive my new car?"
"Well Dear, I don't like that little thing, so I think I would."
"Honey, would you take him to the Country Club?"
"Well Dear, you know I love it there, and that's were all my friends
are, so I think I would."
"Honey, would you let him use my new Fiberswing golf clubs??"
"Absolutely not, he's a lefty."
