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Latest fad from Japan - Golden Pile of Shit

These are made by a Kyoto company called Ryukodo.  Says Koji Fujii, Ryukodo president, "I don't think there is anyone who would get angry at receiving ...

Unclear on the Concept...

Saturday, April 19, 2003   (1 post)
Warren Preston Brown was arrested for bank robbery by FBI agents in Oklahoma, according to Reuters.  After being charged for robbing a local credit union, ...

Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 19, 2003   (1 post)
"My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways, so I crank up the [air raid] siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it's ...

PETA pisses-off people in Pensacola with "prince of peas" Passover promotion

Saturday, April 19, 2003   (1 post)
PETA erected a billboard picturing Jesus Christ as the "Prince of Peas", just in time for Easter and Passover.  Local Christians were not amused.  (As ...

There's a bat loose in the Supreme Court.

Saturday, April 19, 2003   (1 post)
No, not Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a real bat.  It wandered into the building and flew around for a few days before finally being captured by a groundskeeper, ...

Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 19, 2003   (1 post)
"It was delicious. I don't know if it's because we've been eating MREs for two months, but everyone's enjoyed it a lot." - US Marine ...

Our high school job fairs were never like this...

Friday, May 13, 2005   (2 posts)
Zachary's Pub of Mashpee, Massachusetts was among the employers recruiting students at the Mashpee High School job fair, according to the AP.  ...

What's the three most important things when robbing a bank?

Thursday, April 17, 2003   (1 post)
Location, location, location.  Jonathan Waldon learned that the hard way when he attempted to rob a bank in downtown Cheyenne, Wyoming, according to a ...

Civilization finally comes to Afghanistan

Wednesday, January 23, 2019   (1 post)
CNN reports today that an Irish pub, a real Irish pub, has opened in Kabul, Afghanistan.  It opened St. Patrick's Day this year (of course).  ...

Website Pick - Inflatable Church

Now you can have a church anywhere you like, thanks to the 47-foot tall inflatable church... http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 3, 2003   (2 posts)
"I'm an actress, I'm a model and an athlete. I put athlete third on my list." - Serena Williams In case you were wondering, here is a list ...

Safety Tip  (You could put an eye out)

Wednesday, April 16, 2003   (1 post)
Never look down the barrel of a potato gun, even if it is only loaded with a frog.  The Ft. Worth Star-Telegram reports today that Daniel Berry was ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, April 16, 2003   (1 post)
"They have a different way of enforcing justice. They want us to shoot everybody." - Marine Corporal Shane Weeks, commenting on some the challenges of ...

Best Headline of the Day

From Reuters... Britons baffled by food The story is a report about a new study which shows "that nearly 90 percent of people do not know that beer ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, April 14, 2003   (1 post)
"If I'm alone too long I think too much and I'm not interested in doing that." - Lisa Marie Presley

Quote of the Day

Monday, April 14, 2003   (1 post)
"'All in the Family' is the only sitcom we ever liked. It just kicks ass." - Matt Stone.  Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of "South ...

Playing Card Store selling Iraqi Playing Cards

Sunday, April 13, 2003   (1 post)
For those interested you can get real, plastic coated Iraqi Most Wanted Playing Cards at www.newtonsnovelties.com or www.newtscards.com .  They sell a ...

Best Looting Picture Yet

this picture was sent in by Steve... "I don't know if any of you saw it, but my favorite looting picture from Iraq has got to be the stolen bus.  ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, April 11, 2003   (1 post)
"Where else but America can a nice Jewish boy get paid for making fun of Saddam Hussein?" - Jerry Haleva, Hollywood actor and Saddam Hussein look-alike

Irony

Friday, April 11, 2003   (1 post)
On March 27, Mohammed Al-Douri, Iraq ambassador to the UN, addressed the UN Security Council, saying among other things... "The Council had been fooled ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, April 11, 2003   (1 post)
"This gentleman has achieved bullshit that transcends bullshit and becomes a thing of wonder. As a lawyer, I can only stand back and watch in awe." - a ...

 

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