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Quote of the Day (terror-squirrel redux)

Friday, November 11, 2005   (3 posts)
"Its a shame he went nuts, but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom." - Geoff Horth, enraged grandfather, who ended the reign of ...

Quote of the Day (the dangers of laptops)

Friday, November 22, 2002   (1 post)
"[This] story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense." - Claes-Gorn Ostenson, in a letter to the medical journal, ...

Quote of the Day (them's tasty)

Wednesday, September 4, 2002   (1 post)
"I was told that the products were past their expiry date, but I gave the order to sell them after I tried them and found them tasty." - Reiko Yoshida, ...

Quote of the Day (things are getting dark in Oklahoma)

Wednesday, October 16, 2002   (1 post)
"We aren't going to make people work by candlelight or flashlight or anything like that." - Tom Hall, spokesman for the Oklahoma Department of Central ...

Quote of the Day (two-fer from Ann Coulter)

Thursday, June 27, 2002   (1 post)
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity," - Ann Coulter, on how to deal with Muslim countries "I think it ...

Quote of the Day (US House tells Judge West to go f_ck himself)

Thursday, September 25, 2003   (1 post)
"We should probably call the bill 'This Time We Really Mean It Act' to cure any myopia in the judicial branch. The bill leaves no doubt as to the intent ...

Quote of the Day - from the Drill Bit Guy

"I ran my hands up the drill bit, up to my eye, and put my other hand in the back of my head and felt it coming through the back of my head, and that's ...

Quote of the Day - What's the worst thing about being stranded in Antarctica?

Friday, July 12, 2002   (1 post)
"Of course it was not very pleasant but it was OK. Towards the end we just had problems finding cigarettes." - Russian Antarctic Expedition member Vladimir ...

Quote of the day -- Britney the Baptist

Thursday, May 2, 2002   (1 post)
"She [Britney Spears] is such a well-known person that we want her to continue being a good example of what it is to be a Baptist." - Rev. David Kelly, ...

Quote of the day -- Sacrifice the chocolate rabbit!

Wednesday, May 1, 2002   (1 post)
"When we yelled 'Sacrifice the chocolate rabbit' they jumped out of their parked cars and started to circle us. They were praying hard. It was really ...

Quote of the Day  (Beware - Giant Alaskan Birds Aflight)

Thursday, November 14, 2002   (3 posts)
"He's huge, he's huge, he's really, really big. You wouldn't want to have your children out." - Alaskan pilot John Bouker, describing a ...

Quote of the Day  (Does the Pope boogie?)

Monday, March 31, 2003   (1 post)
"We reckon the Pope may actually enjoy a boogie, but we don't want problems with the neighbors." - an unnamed spokesman for Paul McCartney, explaining ...

Quote of the Day  (What color is your condom?)

Thursday, November 7, 2002   (1 post)
"Why is the condom gold? Because gold means something very valuable." - Oliver Gothe, marketing cheif for German condom maker Condomi AG, commenting on a ...

Quote of the Day, Dude

Tuesday, August 26, 2003   (1 post)
"Surfing didn't come out of the 50's.  Surfing came out of this history of, like, exploring and fisherman and, you know, old pirates and things ...

Quotes from Operation Pipe Dreams

Tuesday, February 25, 2003   (1 post)
Today the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), working with  US Attorney's offices in Pennsylvania and Iowa, launched a series of raids against ...

Quotes of the Day

Friday, May 30, 2003   (1 post)
"Was I naked? Or does everyone else just have clothes on?" - Max Collins, lead singer of Eve 6, commenting on his arrest for parading around naked in the ...

Quotes on PowerPoint

Wednesday, March 3, 2004   (2 posts)
"The genius of it is that it was designed for any idiot to use. I learned it in a few hours." - David Byrne, formerly of the Talking Heads "Power ...

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Random Trivia Fixed

Saturday, July 22, 2006   (1 post)
You may have noticed that if you clicked "Random" in the Trivia section, it gave you a random question, but clicking on the answer link gave a "not found".  This has been fixed (along with some other "random" weirdness).  Enjoy!

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