News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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A few new jokes from our readers...
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How can the military explore all of those hidden underground bunkers in Iraq? That's right - midgets!
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Monday, May 5, 2003 (2 posts)
"In the end there was no bonking, but it was a close call.
- an unnamed British Airways spokesperson, commenting on a recent New York to London flight ...
Tuesday, June 3, 2003 (4 posts)
"She is going to have to stay in jail and learn her lesson. This was a big, big problem, and if she has to sit in jail - oh well. She's going to have to ...
Number one with a bullet? William Shatner, with his version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
See the entire list here: ...
Sunday, May 4, 2003 (1 post)
"America doesn't want great music themes, just something it can remember."
- George Wyle, who wrote The Ballad of Gilligan's Island . Wyle ...
Tuesday, May 20, 2003 (1 post)
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Monday, May 12, 2003 (3 posts)
According to Diane Ravitch, author of the new book The Language Police , several seemingly common, everyday words, including the term "snow cone", are so ...
Saturday, April 24, 2004 (2 posts)
"Everyone knows sex is a smart investment."
- Heidi Fleiss, commenting on the initial public offering of the Daily Planet, the first bordello to be listed ...
Friday, May 2, 2003 (1 post)
Singapore's Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said yesterday that "Drinking alcohol will not prevent SARS." Well, maybe not, but why take chances?
Friday, May 2, 2003 (1 post)
"It's a girl idea. Guys don't say, 'Bob, let's trade places.' I mean, have you ever heard two guys go, 'You're a mechanic, I'm ...
Thursday, May 1, 2003 (1 post)
Charles Cooley found this out when he jumped over a fence while trying to elude police, according to AP reports. He landed in David Lee Roth's ...
The Avon and Somerset (England) police department recently posted a number of questionable 999 emergency calls (equivalent to dialing 911 in the US). One ...
George led an unassuming life. Until he became Andrea the militant stripper...
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Talk of brainstorming 'may offend epileptics'
Apparently some people out there think really think the word "brainstorming" is offensive to ...
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 (1 post)
"I love the school district, and I would never intentionally overcharge them."
- Barry Van Rensler, lawyer, accused of billing the Upper Darby ...
Just ask Scott Ginsberg...
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Wednesday, April 30, 2003 (1 post)
... in soccer. Like the Royal Marines, who got their royal arses handed to them in a similar match last month, the US Marines found they were no match for ...
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 (1 post)
"Best Buy's portrayal of Mr. T as a fool thus has the likelihood of injuring Mr. T's business reputation and of diluting the distinct quality of Mr. ...
Tuesday, April 29, 2003 (1 post)
"Having Cuba serve again on the Human Rights Commission is like putting Al Capone in charge of bank security."
- Ari Fleischer, White House Press ...
Tuesday, April 29, 2003 (1 post)
AFP reports that Fumiaki Taguchi, a professor of Kitasato University in Tokyo, has spent the last five years perfecting a method of producing power... from ...
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