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Never argue with a 220-pound woman

Monday, June 9, 2003 (1 post)
According to Reuters, Roosevelt Bonds was killed early Saturday morning when his 220-pound girlfriend sat on his chest and beat him to death with her ...

Picture of a Giant Balloon Puppy Dog

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Some of us already knew this...

A new study published by the Brookings Institution proves that money can indeed buy happiness. Other findings... People with money are happier than ...

Quote of the Day

Saturday, June 7, 2003 (1 post)
"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo'" - from a press release issued by JWC Environmental, noting ...

Strangest Headline of the Day

Judge says nizzle-shizzling not an offence What happens when an English High Court meets rap music... full story:

Quote of the Day

Thursday, June 5, 2003 (1 post)
"... maybe Uday and Qusay could spruce up each other's rape rooms on a very special episode of 'Trading Spaces'?" - Ann Coulter

Quote of the Day

Thursday, June 5, 2003 (1 post)
"I simply returned a call from my stockbroker." - Martha Stewart, in an open letter published in USA Today

Spike TV

Wednesday, June 4, 2003 (1 post)
The TNN network hasn't even changed their name to "Spike TV" yet, and already they are being sued... by Spike Lee, who claims they used his name ...

Irony? or Stupidity?

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 (1 post)
A German man went to the police in Hamburg to report his wallet had been stolen. He was quickly arrested when the police realized the man was himself ...

And you thought your family reunions were bad...

Friday, July 13, 2018 (1 post)
Unless someone got stabbed in the butt with a barbeque skewer, you've got nothing on these German families... full story: ...

Quote of the Day

Saturday, June 7, 2003 (4 posts)
"When toilets are clean, people are happy and healthy." - Jack Sim, president of the Singapore Restroom Association, announcing the launch of a new 5-star ...

Quotes of the Day

Friday, May 30, 2003 (1 post)
"Was I naked? Or does everyone else just have clothes on?" - Max Collins, lead singer of Eve 6, commenting on his arrest for parading around naked in the ...

What if Anna Nicole Smith had a monkey?

We suspect it might look something like this... [IMAGE]

Quote of the Day

Thursday, May 29, 2003 (1 post)
"Their manner was very rude." - Dr. Wajdi al-Jabbar, of the Nasiriyah General Hospital, describing the behaviour of the US commandos who rescued POW ...

How doctors smoke...

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Quote of the Day

Wednesday, May 28, 2003 (1 post)
"You can compare this to the fall of the Berlin Wall." - Richard Seibt, CEO of Suse, a Linux provider, on the recent decision by the Munich city government ...

Website Pick - Click to donate (really)

Thursday, May 29, 2003 (1 post)
CharityUSA.com Advertisers donate funds, based on how many people view the page containing their ads. (Costs you nothing.) I verified this ...

No Updates This Week

Tuesday, May 27, 2003 (1 post)
Updates will return next week (July 1, 2003)

Just make up your own joke here...

Tuesday, June 3, 2003 (2 posts)
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The CIA Saves Christmas

Wednesday, May 21, 2003 (1 post)
The AFP reports today that recently disclosed documents suggest that the CIA may have saved Santa Claus from a terrorist attack. Recently de-classified ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, June 26, 2019 (2 posts)
"I'm a symbol of what's wrong with the New York Times." - Jayson Blair, former reporter for the New York Times who was fired for plagiarism.

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 (2 posts)
"The rest are good, but in terms of character you can't beat a drinking pig." - Brian Jones, of the Alabama Bureau of Tourism and Travel, who plans to ...

The dangers of vacationing in Vietnam

Monday, May 19, 2003 (1 post)
Vu Quang Phuc was vacationing in Buon Don, Vietnam, sitting in a restaurant getting drunk with other tourists. According to AP reports, he ran, or rather ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, May 19, 2003 (1 post)
"Politicians need to be more honest about lying." - Glen Newey, of the University of Strathclyde, author of a new study which discovered that (gasp) ...