The CIA Saves Christmas
| Buk |
Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 8:36 PM |
The AFP reports today that recently disclosed documents suggest that the CIA may have saved Santa Claus from a terrorist attack.
Recently de-classified excerpts from the December 17, 1974 edition of the CIA's "Weekly Situation Report on International Terrorism" contained the following...
"A new organization of uncertain makeup using the name 'Group of the Martyr Ebenezer Scrooge' plans to sabotage the annual courier flight of the Government of the North Pole. Prime Minister and Chief Courier S. Claus has been notified and security precautions are being coordinated worldwide."
(I'm sure it seemed much funnier then.)
