News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Monday, June 23, 2003 (1 post)
"If you look at the girls in an innocent way it's not a sin but a way of thanking the Lord."
- Father Carlo Crucianelli, of Civita Castellana, Italy, ...
Monday, June 23, 2003 (1 post)
"I'm very proud of Stripperella. She's my alter ego - strong, smart and sexy and, let's face it, a bit of a slut."
- Pamela Anderson
Saturday, July 5, 2003 (1 post)
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Thursday, June 19, 2003 (1 post)
David Koslosky of Barton, Vermont is now facing felony charges for cultivating marijuana. Charges he could have easily avoided if he had just followed ...
Thursday, June 19, 2003 (1 post)
"We saw some artwork upstairs, we tried to imitate it [and] see how long they'd take to find it."
- David Vega, foreman for a group of electricians ...
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 (1 post)
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This is a picture of the "new" police car purchased by Volusia County Sheriff Ben Johnson. ...
Here's a picture of Bruce and Demi, and their kids, and Demi's young new boyfriend Ashton Kutcher. (Check out the look on Bruce's face.)
Thursday, June 19, 2003 (1 post)
"Our goal is to bring respectability to the male chromosome. The Y [chromosome] has been said to be the home for the remote-control gene, the belching gene and ...
Allan has gotten himself into a bind. Seems he's torn between two lovers, and feeling like... well, you get the idea.
You can help him decide.
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Monday, June 3, 2013 (1 post)
(It's specifically tuned to pick up on corporate buzzwords, try it with your company's annual statement)
http://www.dc.com/Insights/bullfighter/
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
"Losing isn't fun. I can tell you that. It's no fun."
- Lou Piniella, manager of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, currently 23-44 and in last place in the ...
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
In a recent column, Ann Coulter noted the frequency with which Greg Packer was quoted in the New York Times. One could easily infer that Ann suspected a ...
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
"Lucy has great boobs, they're so firm."
- Cameron Diaz, referring to Lucy Liu
from Japanese security company Secom Ltd...
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Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
For anyone playing along at home...
1) David Brinkley
2) Gregory Peck
3) Hume Cronyn
Saturday, June 14, 2003 (1 post)
"Hey, Rick's a Pepsi drinker, what can he do?"
- Jim Santangelo, a Teamster official representing former Coca-Cola employee Rick Bronson, who was fired ...
Saturday, June 14, 2003 (1 post)
Here's your clue - Local man's funeral held at the Waffle House.
Answer - Georgia, where else?
When long-time Waffle House regular ...
Okay, it sounds cooler than it really is, but it's still kinda cool... Monks selling printer cartridges.
http://www.lasermonks.com
(I still ...
Official truce signed today.
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=17&u=/ap/hatfield_mccoy_truce
Naked man scares shark to death?
Shark dies after seeing naked comedian...
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&
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