News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, June 19, 2003 (1 post)
"We saw some artwork upstairs, we tried to imitate it [and] see how long they'd take to find it."
- David Vega, foreman for a group of electricians ...
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 (1 post)
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This is a picture of the "new" police car purchased by Volusia County Sheriff Ben Johnson. ...
Here's a picture of Bruce and Demi, and their kids, and Demi's young new boyfriend Ashton Kutcher. (Check out the look on Bruce's face.)
Thursday, June 19, 2003 (1 post)
"Our goal is to bring respectability to the male chromosome. The Y [chromosome] has been said to be the home for the remote-control gene, the belching gene and ...
Allan has gotten himself into a bind. Seems he's torn between two lovers, and feeling like... well, you get the idea.
You can help him decide.
...
Monday, June 3, 2013 (1 post)
(It's specifically tuned to pick up on corporate buzzwords, try it with your company's annual statement)
http://www.dc.com/Insights/bullfighter/
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
"Losing isn't fun. I can tell you that. It's no fun."
- Lou Piniella, manager of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, currently 23-44 and in last place in the ...
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
In a recent column, Ann Coulter noted the frequency with which Greg Packer was quoted in the New York Times. One could easily infer that Ann suspected a ...
Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
"Lucy has great boobs, they're so firm."
- Cameron Diaz, referring to Lucy Liu
from Japanese security company Secom Ltd...
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Monday, June 16, 2003 (1 post)
For anyone playing along at home...
1) David Brinkley
2) Gregory Peck
3) Hume Cronyn
Saturday, June 14, 2003 (1 post)
"Hey, Rick's a Pepsi drinker, what can he do?"
- Jim Santangelo, a Teamster official representing former Coca-Cola employee Rick Bronson, who was fired ...
Saturday, June 14, 2003 (1 post)
Here's your clue - Local man's funeral held at the Waffle House.
Answer - Georgia, where else?
When long-time Waffle House regular ...
Okay, it sounds cooler than it really is, but it's still kinda cool... Monks selling printer cartridges.
http://www.lasermonks.com
(I still ...
Official truce signed today.
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=17&u=/ap/hatfield_mccoy_truce
Naked man scares shark to death?
Shark dies after seeing naked comedian...
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&
Friday, June 13, 2003 (1 post)
"The business plan for the war was roughly as successful as the military plan."
- Mitch Daniels, budget director for the Bush administration, noting that ...
Thursday, June 12, 2003 (1 post)
According to a recent survey by hair care expert Charles Worthington, 35% of women say they'd rather have great hair than great sex for the rest of their ...
Thursday, June 12, 2003 (1 post)
"A hot chick in a low-cut top can do anything."
- David Wollock, author of "Etiquette For Outlaws"
Friday, June 13, 2003 (2 posts)
David Horton, wanted for parole violations, attended a Cincinnati Reds game recently, according to the AP. Between innings he was caught on the Jumbo-tron ...
Monday, June 9, 2003 (1 post)
According to Reuters, Roosevelt Bonds was killed early Saturday morning when his 220-pound girlfriend sat on his chest and beat him to death with her ...
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