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Ouch!

Ouch Yan of Sihanoukville, Cambodia was killed by his wife after he beat her one too many times, according to a report from AFP. She killed him by ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, August 28, 2003 (1 post)
"Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a 1977 interview with Oui magazine.

Quote of the Day

Thursday, August 28, 2003 (1 post)
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, during a phone interview with Sean Hannity

Website Pick - Mental_Floss magazine's swimsuit issue

This year's cover? Albert Einstein http://www.mentalfloss.com/

Is this really necessary?

Mary-Kate and Ashley toothpaste... http://www.aquafresh.com/

Quote of the Day, Dude

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 (1 post)
"Surfing didn't come out of the 50's. Surfing came out of this history of, like, exploring and fisherman and, you know, old pirates and things ...

Important Safety Tip

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 (1 post)
If spraying bug spray doesn't work, don't try to kill the bugs with a lighter. When an unidentified man in Aargau, Switzerland was unsuccessful ...

Stinky Employees Banned

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 (1 post)
The city of Murfreesboro, Tennessee has implemented a new policy to eliminate stinky employees, according to the AP. The official policy states... ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 (1 post)
"Mars will shine brightly. It will look great in a telescope. It will not kill you." - Robert Roy Britt, writing for space.com, attempting to calm fears ...

Clever SPAM - Update

Friday, August 29, 2003 (1 post)
I got another email from our hapless fellow looking for a generation four dimensional warp generator. (previous post ...

For Sale - The Anna Kournikova Impact Level 3 Multiway Shock Absorber Bra

New from amazon.com Ok, I'm not exactly sure what an "Impact Level 3 Multiway Shock Absorber Bra" is exactly, but it sounds cool. Plus ...

Dare to Dream

Friday, August 22, 2003 (1 post)
Bill Bunyan's dream was to eat a hamburger in every county in Kansas. All 105 of them. According to the AP, Bill accomplished his dream Thursday ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 (1 post)
"I told Warren [Buffett] that if he mentioned Proposition 13 one more time, he has to do 500 sit-ups." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, referring to Buffett's ...

White Trash Wedding

Sunday, September 14, 2003 (1 post)
According to the AP, Adrienne Samen freaked when restaurant workers at her reception closed the bar. She was charged with criminal mischief and breach of ...

US Army Photoshops Saddam

From the Army's 22nd Infantry Regiment in Tikrit... [IMAGE]

Surprise!

Sunday, August 17, 2003 (1 post)
A Norwiegan man found out ahead of time that his friends were planning a surprise party for his 40th birthday. According to Reuters, he planned to turn ...

"Whale flatulence stuns scientists"

and I'm not making it up: http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6947020%5e13762,00.html

Website Pick - Full List of California Gubernatorial Candidates

http://www.ss.ca.gov/elections/candidate_status_report_detail.pdf

Governor Guido Sarducci?

Tuesday, May 16, 2023 (2 posts)
Sad news: Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci, will NOT be able to run for governor of California, as his paperwork was not filed properly.

No, your dog cannot take your sobriety test for you...

...even if he might pass it. Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3147743.stm

Quote (Understatement) of the Day

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 (1 post)
"There's a lot of people who want to be governor." - Gray Davis, current California governor

Arnold's not fooling around

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 (1 post)
Arnold Schwarzenegger just named Warren Buffett his "senior economic advisor". (I suppose there's a spot open for Bill Gates as information technology ...

California Election Recap

Presented as a public service... Running... [IMAGE] Mary Carey ...

Best Headline of the Day

Polish farmer sues balloonists for dead ostrich The story is not that interesting, but the headline is just surreal. Full story: