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News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines


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Now THERE'S something you don't see every day...

Thursday, December 4, 2003   (2 posts)
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Bureaucracy in Action

Wednesday, July 28, 2004   (3 posts)
Recently Al-Qaeda urged attacks against the US, Britain, Australia, and Norway.  In light of this, the Norwegian Prime Minister recently took delivery of a ...

Women needed to test Orgasmatron

Wednesday, July 28, 2004   (1 post)
(As Dave Berry might say, I swear I'm not making this up.) Full Story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&

Some people are just lucky

Wednesday, November 26, 2003   (1 post)
Among them, Chicago residents Ezekiel Garnett and his sister Karen, who threw out a Illinois Lotto ticket without checking the numbers.  Turns out it was ...

Creativity in the Courtroom

Wednesday, November 26, 2003   (1 post)
Donald Sebastian is awaiting trial for falsely identifying himself as a US marshal.  According to the AP, US Magistrate David Perelman didn't feel it ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, April 30, 2004   (2 posts)
"To the delight of millions of little children, the Santa in New York's great parade will be half of a same-sex couple. And guess who the other half will ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, April 27, 2004   (3 posts)
"Based on the cultural diversity and sensitivity of Los Angeles County, this is not an acceptable identification label." - Joe Sandoval, purchasing manager ...

Website Pick - SkyHigh Airlines

Wednesday, July 28, 2004   (1 post)
Someone had WAY too much time on their hands.  Check this out and play around on the site, it all works.  I tried ticketing a flight from Dover, DE to ...

Website Pick:  Just in time for Thanksgiving

Wednesday, July 28, 2004   (1 post)
Turkey soda... http://www.jonessodastore.com/

Dare to Dream

Friday, December 13, 2019   (2 posts)
Jackie Bibby, of Whiskey Flats, Texas, just beat his own record - for stuffing rattlesnake tails in his mouth.  He went out behind his mobile home and ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, November 21, 2003   (1 post)
"We want to encourage people in a nice, funny way to throw their trash in the baskets and not on the street." - Bernd Mueller, spokesman for the city of ...

Would you trust this man with your kids?

Wednesday, December 10, 2003   (1 post)
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Quote of the Day

Tuesday, November 18, 2003   (1 post)
"The best part is the fans - the fans, like, loving you. And the free clothes." - Britney Spears

Leading by example

Monday, November 17, 2003   (1 post)
Gilles de Robien was caught speeding outside Paris, according to Canadian Press reports.  Not remarkable, except that Monsieur Robien is France's ...

Art?

According to Reuters, this is art.  If you ask me, this isn't art, it's a picture of a man who lost a bet... ...

Are Japanese Boobs Flammable?

Saturday, January 2, 2021   (4 posts)
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Sightings

Tuesday, November 11, 2003   (1 post)
The Corey & Jay Show linked The Manbottle Library on their website yesterday - Thanks guys!

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, November 11, 2003   (1 post)
"It's got tragedy. It's got violence. There are people screaming at each other, and you can't understand what they're saying. It's perfect ...

How to lose a police dog hot on your trail?

Simple, hide in a candy factory Full story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=2&u=/

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, November 4, 2003   (1 post)
"I didn't think about it, and if I had, I wouldn't have sang." - Christian Gauthier, lawyer for a man accused of shooting a policeman, who was ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, October 30, 2003   (1 post)
"Her job is also to deal inter-agency and to help unstick things that may get stuck. That's the best way to put it. She's an unsticker." - George ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, October 30, 2003   (1 post)
"The easiest way for [Muslims] to make sure that they don't consume pork or prohibited products is by buying kosher products." - Menachem Lubinsky, ...

Dare to Dream

Tuesday, October 28, 2003   (1 post)
Mike Frantz of Maquoketa, Iowa, may have entered the Guinness Book of World Records for underwater pumpkin carving.  According to the AP, Frantz carved a ...

 

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