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Tuesday, November 26, 2002 (1 post)
"The only reliable international inspectors for Iraq are members of the 101st Airborne Division."
- Ken Adelman, USA Today
Monday, December 2, 2002 (1 post)
"None of my clients are alive anymore."
- Maurice Goldstein, 91 year old lawyer from Jacksonville, Florida, citing the reason for his recently announced ...
Saturday, October 12, 2019 (4 posts)
"Most little kids actually like Santa."
- Robert Doyle, opposing the recent ban of Santa Claus in many Australian kindergartens. He further went on ...
Thursday, December 5, 2002 (1 post)
"Walt Disney was a very creative man and a visionary. He loved creating family-oriented entertainment and so do I. I feel that was a gift and I have that gift ...
Monday, December 9, 2002 (1 post)
"I'm going to Disney World."
- Larry Lindsey, recently fired economic advisor to President Bush, when asked what he was doing next.
Wednesday, December 11, 2002 (1 post)
"Their attention to detail is a little frightening."
- William Shatner, commenting on Star Trek fans.
Thursday, December 12, 2002 (1 post)
"We're serving peanut cake for the peanut boy."
- Jean-Francois Morille, chief chef of the Grand Hotel in Oslo, commenting on the menu for a banquet ...
Monday, December 16, 2002 (1 post)
"Madonna sells more albums when she is blonde. She certainly does change a lot. She has very hard-working hair."
- Joanna Pitman, author of the new book ...
Monday, December 16, 2002 (1 post)
"I have no moral problem with this issue. I don't encourage people to cheat, I just give them a nicer place to do it."
- said Zvi Slor, owner of ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
"Well, it sounded like a good idea at the time. Created a near-riot!"
- President George W. Bush, on having his dog Barney in the room with about 60 ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
"This just further proves that there is a fine line between stupid and clever."
- Rob Reiner, commenting on the fact the his movie "This is Spinal Tap" was ...
Friday, December 20, 2002 (1 post)
"Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."
- Robert Cusack, responding to customs agents when asked if he had anything else he would like to tell them. ...
Monday, December 23, 2002 (1 post)
"Tolerance is always age-appropriate."
- Canadian Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin, ruling that the book "One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dads" could ...
Friday, December 27, 2002 (1 post)
"If I'd been born 30 years earlier, I probably would have made a lot of musicals."
- Christopher Walken
Saturday, December 28, 2002 (1 post)
"Part of it is a cult that worships a race car driver who believes cloning will lead to reincarnation. The other part is a website that brings people into ...
Monday, December 30, 2002 (1 post)
"You kiss an actor and you don't know what they are going to smell like. But you kiss a girl and she is going to smell good. And she's very soft. ...
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 (1 post)
"You will have to forgive me with my recollection of events, because things were a little hazy."
- Glennis Middleton, of Angus Scotland, who poisoned ...
Wednesday, January 1, 2003 (1 post)
"Holy cow, she isn't wearing underwear!"
- startled television viewer Brian Hughes, when Mariah Caray pulled a "Sharon Stone" on a local Minneapolis TV ...
Thursday, January 2, 2003 (1 post)
"You're completely justified in calling us 'turtleware,' at the very least, but the release date is still 'when it's done.'"
- ...
Friday, January 3, 2003 (1 post)
"It was a toss-up between pizzas and the car, and they knew how to operate pizzas."
- Wes Bellmore, spokesman for the Edmonton Police Department, ...
Saturday, January 4, 2003 (1 post)
"I didn't want to insult Islam, I just wanted to make some money."
- Amal Kashua, star of what is being billed as the first ever Israeli-Arab ...
Saturday, December 9, 2023 (2 posts)
"No matter how many Star Fleet Command uniforms they have, if you don't show up with a baby or a parent or a DNA test ... you shouldn't have a story." ...
Tuesday, January 7, 2003 (1 post)
"Don't bother with a new designer Anna, just hire a structural engineer!"
- Mr. Blackwell, on naming Anna Nicole Smith to the #1 spot on his annual ...
Monday, January 13, 2003 (1 post)
"You don't need a doctor! You can die without one! You can do it! You can do it yourself!"
- Dr. Philip Nitschke, Australia's answer to Dr. ...
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