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Quote of the Day


Curtis Friday, December 20, 2002 at 10:57 PM

"Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."

-- Robert Cusack, responding to customs agents when asked if he had anything else he would like to tell them.  Cusack had just been caught smuggling exotic birds and orchids into the country at Los Angeles International Airport.  In addition to the birds and orchids, he apparently travelled from Thailand with a pair of pygmy monkeys in his pants.  (Must have been an interesting trip.)


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