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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable?  Share it here.  We promise not to judge.  (Much.)


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Computer-animated Martha Stewart Belches out Jingle Bells

Monday, March 4, 2024   (20 posts)
http://www.thenightlypotato.com bottom of page. Nice holiday greeting.

smartter man in the world

Wednesday, June 22, 2022   (10 posts)
On an aircraft are the French president, the American president, the Russian president, a priest, and a hippie suddenly an engine blow off Fire spread all ...

Should I laugh or cry

Friday, July 28, 2023   (13 posts)
My friend was in the hospital where he was dying from cancer of the liver and lungs.  As I approached his bed he reached out to me with this comment:  ...

Drink driving - What not to do!

Tuesday, December 17, 2024   (21 posts)
After driving to his local drinkery to watch his favourite team get beaten heavily, a man decides "Sod it! I'm gonna get plastered!!" After consuming ...

Getting senile yet?

Wednesday, October 2, 2024   (69 posts)
One day, old man Bill decides it's time to visit his son he hasn't seen in years. He tells his wife he is ok to drive even though he hasn't been ...

Next time someone ask your for help, tell them to go to http://www.canuhelpme.us

Friday, December 17, 2004   (2 posts)
Next time someone ask your for help, tell them to go to http://www.canuhelpme.us

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Thursday, October 7, 2004   (1 post)
Since I couldn’t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. ...

Larceny At Work

Monday, February 28, 2005   (7 posts)
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire ...

owls

Tuesday, August 17, 2004   (1 post)
why are owls invited to so many parties? because they are a hoot to have around

Cannibals

Monday, August 30, 2004   (3 posts)
Two cannibals are eating a clown.  One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

iron..

Saturday, August 28, 2004   (2 posts)
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the ...

driveway dog

Friday, October 11, 2024   (5 posts)
two country boys were sitting on their porch one hot august day.  their dog was in the dirt driveway just licking his testicles.  one country boy says ...

Two for Company

Wednesday, August 4, 2004   (1 post)
A woman is at her home cheating on her husband with another man. When her husband is approaching the house she says ”damn my husbands home you better go hide in ...

Separated at Birth: Robert Picardo and David Cross?

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BOTTOMS UP

Sunday, July 18, 2004   (1 post)
THE WORLD IS COMPLICATED BUT IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO ASS. YOU ARE EITHER COVERING IT, KICKING IT, KISSING IT OR TRYING TO GET SOME

Doctors Visit

Thursday, July 8, 2004   (1 post)
A woman goes to the family doctor for a routine check-up.  After her exam, she hurries home to tell her husband what the doctor said... "Dear, I just got ...

The Apple Joke

Tuesday, August 10, 2004   (5 posts)
Why did the apple forget to write? Because it had a list for frenzy!

Pizza Joke: 2

Sunday, March 28, 2004   (2 posts)
The Mysterio: i got a stiffy The Mysterio: james bond nude give me a stiffy The Mysterio: trys to stop hand from going down pants The Mysterio: but fails ...

Works every time

Friday, January 16, 2004   (1 post)
An old drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his bar-room buddies real late one night and led the way to his bedroom where there was a ...

Sorry slick Willy I just had to do it.

Friday, January 16, 2004   (2 posts)
Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? His penis was stuck in the chicken.

Michael Jackson on Vacation

Tuesday, August 24, 2004   (2 posts)
Q: What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach? A: Excuse me sir, you're in my son!

The Chicken

Friday, January 28, 2022   (2 posts)
why did the chicken cross the road?.....so he could show his brothers how stupid he was when he got ran over

HEAVEN  BOUND......

Tuesday, September 16, 2003   (1 post)
Brian was dying.  His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.  She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. ...

A  BETTER  WAY????

Tuesday, December 19, 2006   (2 posts)
The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the US government officials sent to interview him.  "Chief ...

 

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