News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, January 2, 2003 (1 post)
"You're completely justified in calling us 'turtleware,' at the very least, but the release date is still 'when it's done.'"
- ...
Thursday, January 2, 2003 (1 post)
Every year Calaveras County, California holds their Frog Jumping Jubilee. Up to 2,000 participants bring frogs to the contest. According to the AP, ...
Wednesday, January 1, 2003 (1 post)
"Holy cow, she isn't wearing underwear!"
- startled television viewer Brian Hughes, when Mariah Caray pulled a "Sharon Stone" on a local Minneapolis TV ...
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 (1 post)
"You will have to forgive me with my recollection of events, because things were a little hazy."
- Glennis Middleton, of Angus Scotland, who poisoned ...
Monday, December 30, 2002 (1 post)
"You kiss an actor and you don't know what they are going to smell like. But you kiss a girl and she is going to smell good. And she's very soft. ...
Saturday, December 28, 2002 (1 post)
"Part of it is a cult that worships a race car driver who believes cloning will lead to reincarnation. The other part is a website that brings people into ...
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Friday, December 27, 2002 (1 post)
"If I'd been born 30 years earlier, I probably would have made a lot of musicals."
- Christopher Walken
Friday, December 27, 2002 (1 post)
The AP reports today the story of Ernest Green, of Clearwater Florida. Green spotted a homeless couple standing out in the rain on Christmas Eve. ...
Just in time for Christmas, from the fine folks at Landover Baptist Church...
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http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1804
Monday, December 23, 2002 (1 post)
"Tolerance is always age-appropriate."
- Canadian Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin, ruling that the book "One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dads" could ...
Friday, December 20, 2002 (1 post)
When an unidentified 17-year-old driving a stolen pickup truck was pulled over by police in Kansas, he jumped from the truck and made a run for it, according to ...
Friday, December 20, 2002 (1 post)
"Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."
- Robert Cusack, responding to customs agents when asked if he had anything else he would like to tell them. ...
They said he was a clone of Jean-Luc Picard, but we discovered the truth...
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They will blow everything up for us, so we don't have to.
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=542&
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
This just in from the "huh?" department...
North Carolina state law requires that death certificates be signed with black or blue-black ink. Death ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
Clinton Boisvert's art project consisted of painting the word "fear" on the side of boxes and scattered them around a busy New York City subway ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 (1 post)
Cincinnati City Councilman Chris Monzel suggested that Bengals fans who don't want to go to Sunday's game (the Bengals are a dismal 1-13 this year) ...
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