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News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines


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Quote of the Day

Thursday, January 2, 2003   (1 post)
"You're completely justified in calling us 'turtleware,' at the very least, but the release date is still 'when it's done.'" - ...

Only in California...

Thursday, January 2, 2003   (1 post)
Every year Calaveras County, California holds their Frog Jumping Jubilee.  Up to 2,000 participants bring frogs to the contest.  According to the AP, ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, January 1, 2003   (1 post)
"Holy cow, she isn't wearing underwear!" - startled television viewer Brian Hughes, when Mariah Caray pulled a "Sharon Stone" on a local Minneapolis TV ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, December 31, 2002   (1 post)
"You will have to forgive me with my recollection of events, because things were a little hazy." - Glennis Middleton, of Angus Scotland, who poisoned ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, December 30, 2002   (1 post)
"You kiss an actor and you don't know what they are going to smell like. But you kiss a girl and she is going to smell good. And she's very soft. ...

Quote of the Day

Saturday, December 28, 2002   (1 post)
"Part of it is a cult that worships a race car driver who believes cloning will lead to reincarnation.  The other part is a website that brings people into ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, December 27, 2002   (1 post)
"If I'd been born 30 years earlier, I probably would have made a lot of musicals." - Christopher Walken

No good deed...

Friday, December 27, 2002   (1 post)
The AP reports today the story of Ernest Green, of Clearwater Florida.  Green spotted a homeless couple standing out in the rain on Christmas Eve.  ...

Website Pick - The "What Would Jesus Do" Thong

Just in time for Christmas, from the fine folks at Landover Baptist Church... [IMAGE] ...

Website Pick - Michael Jackson Baby Drop Game

http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1804

Quote of the Day

Monday, December 23, 2002   (1 post)
"Tolerance is always age-appropriate." - Canadian Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin, ruling that the book "One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dads" could ...

Stolen truck fights back...

Friday, December 20, 2002   (1 post)
When an unidentified 17-year-old driving a stolen pickup truck was pulled over by police in Kansas, he jumped from the truck and made a run for it, according to ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, December 20, 2002   (1 post)
"Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants." - Robert Cusack, responding to customs agents when asked if he had anything else he would like to tell them.  ...

Separated at Birth?

They said he was a clone of Jean-Luc Picard, but we discovered the truth... [IMAGE]

Iraq's new strategy...

They will blow everything up for us, so we don't have to. Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=542&

WTC to be replaced by a giant number sign...

Wednesday, December 18, 2002   (1 post)
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What color is your death certificate?

Wednesday, December 18, 2002   (1 post)
This just in from the "huh?" department... North Carolina state law requires that death certificates be signed with black or blue-black ink.  Death ...

Dumbest Art Project Ever

Wednesday, December 18, 2002   (1 post)
Clinton Boisvert's art project consisted of painting the word "fear" on the side of boxes and scattered them around a busy New York City subway ...

Haven't they been through enough...

Wednesday, December 18, 2002   (1 post)
Cincinnati City Councilman Chris Monzel suggested that Bengals fans who don't want to go to Sunday's game (the Bengals are a dismal 1-13 this year) ...

 

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