Vacation in Las Vegas
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're by two hookers,and wind up takind the to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he is anable to achieve an erection.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that,from the next room,he hears cries of ,"ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long. In the morning, second dwarf asks the first, "how did it go?" The first whispers back, "it was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "you think that's embarrassing?' he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"