Is there a heaven
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no
heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is
that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it
like?"
Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have
sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun,
then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon
and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again
the next day." So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in
heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."