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Stressed


Prayer for the Stressed

God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today. As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown, And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.



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