Short Cowboy
There was a midget (little person) down in Texas whose testicles ached
almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him what the
problem was.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left one
and told the midget to turn his head and cough -- the usual method to check
for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right
one, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached
for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look so he stared at the ceiling,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then
told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office
and discovered his groin area was no longer aching. The midget said,
"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it... What did you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."