Horrible accident...
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious.
He had received a very large sum of money from the insurance company, and since he had always wanted to own his own business he decided to buy out a small but expanding computer business. He also decided to hire someone to help him in running the business. He picked out three top candidates and interviewed all of them.
The first interview went really well. He ended the first interview with "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The candidate responded, "Well, now that you mention it, you have no ears." The man got really upset and threw the guy out.
The second interview went even better than the first. Again, he ended the interview with "do you notice anything about me?" "Sure, you don't have any ears." The man got upset again and threw him out, as well.
Finally, the third interview was underway and this guy was the best of the three, so he asked the guy the question "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The candidate replied, "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."
Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you!
How could you tell?"
The candidate burst out laughing and said, "Well, you can't wear glasses if you don't have any f_cking ears!"
