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One Billion


Billion....

The next time you hear a politician casually
use the word "billion", think about whether
you want that politician spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but recently one
advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective:

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

A billion days ago no living being on the earth walked on two feet.

A billion dollars lasts only 8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate the US government spends it



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