One Liners
Adult One Liners
Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One........ Men will screw anything.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
