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Quote of the Day


Buk Wednesday, August 4, 2004 at 2:10 PM

"It is not a normal or legal thing, anywhere in the country to carry a handgun without a permit while selling ice cream."

-- Sgt. Eric Holtzclaw, of the Enid, Oklahoma Police Department.  Police in Enid arrested Markus Miller, an ice cream truck driver, for opening fire a customer.  Just an example of the many pyschological dangers of constant exposure to repetitive ice cream truck music.


Guest Thursday, August 5, 2004 at 12:32 PM

I, too, would pay a premium to stop those damn bells.
However, further questioning the driver, police found
that Marcus bought the gun without a permit in order to
blow his own brains out -- to stop those damn bells.


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