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Texas Math

A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I need some help."

"If I were to give you $21,375 minus 12.75% how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

(You gotta love Texas women.)

yeah got to love them free spirited Texas women, but remember everything in Texas is big including the mouths of the women and their propensity to inflict damage on your ear drums