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A Good Pun Is Its Own Reward

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.



A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.



A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.



My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.



Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.



Practice safe eating - always use condiments.



I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.



A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.



Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.



I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.



I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.



If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?



A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.



Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.



A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



Corduroy pillows are making headlines.



Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

If I put a leafy green vegetable on a lit barbecue grill, could it be chard?

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