Jet Fuel
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics
are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's
fogged over and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got
anything to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I
hear you can drink jet fuel and that will give you a
buzz." So they decide to try the jet fuel, they get
trashed and have a good old time like only drinking
buddies can do.
The following morning one of them wakes up and is
afraid to sit up for fear his head will explode from
the awful hangover he's going to have. He gets up and
feels good, in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER!
The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says,
"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually
feeling really good!"
The buddy says, "Me too! I feel great! Man that jet
fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we ought to do this
more often!"
"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...."
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No...Why?"
"Well, DON'T, cause I'm in PHOENIX!"
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Friday, September 21, 2012 at 8:26 PM |
don't get it
