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Valentine's Day Poetry

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.



I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.



Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way



My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"



What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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