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Husband Jokes


My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles? A: Reload and continue shooting.


Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? A: Because it only attacks the brain.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor.


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