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Automotive Acronyms

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence



BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder



BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer



CHEVROLET

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time



DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere



FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology



FORD

First On Rust and Deterioration



GM

General Maintenance



GMC

Garage Man's Companion



HONDA

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else..



HUMMER

Huge Ultra-Magnificent Mega-Expensive Ride



HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . ..



MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along



OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday..



PROTON

Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays..



SAAB

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown..



TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto



VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object



VW

Virtually Worthless

This may be an ancient post but you are clearly clueless. Only wankers would think that BMW means anything other than: "I'm a middle manager with aspirations to the top echelons of management and therefore have to drive this overpriced penis extension like a tosser."