The Paratrooper
A paratrooper calls his dad after his first day of paratrooping. His dad
asks "So, did you jump?" He says "I will get to that."
When he was airborne the drill captain opened the door and told every one it
was time to jump. So everyone else jumped, but he was the last one, and
still stayed in the plane. The drill captain told him to jump, but he said
no and that he was too scared. The captain tried repeatedly to get him to
jump but couldn't make him do so. So the drill captain went to the cockpit
to get the sergeant.
The sergeant heard about the first-time paratrooper and how he didn't want
to jump. So he went back to the paratrooper and pulled out a baseball bat.
He was a huge muscular guy. He told the paratrooper he should jump or he
would shove the bat up his ass. The dad asks on the phone "So did you jump?"
The paratrooper replies "Well a little, at first."
